im way too lazy to become a muscle queen all of that effort just to get fucked by some grindr faggot
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Lmfao forgot when we were in card store for my dad’s gf, cora was like how abt this one “u look good for 60”
Lana del ray so UGLY. Absolute GARAGE
I imagine I’ll be with a guy who likes candles since i’ve never rlly been into them. Like scented smell candles that he’d buy
I love Thank You grocery bags. Electric chair that’s so Megan fox of me
As soon as they repaint the bathroom I’m gonna write “you guys is fags for thinking you can change anything. The universe chooses what stays and what goes. Graffiti is forever. Teen fags run this hood”
Talked w my auntie for not even 10 mins and she was more motherly than my own mom in the past 3 yrs. Cute of her
If Kim k does have another kid I feel like it’ll be blonde and finally busted as shit
These guys on the bus were like English is basically my pe cuz the teacher always tells me to get out of the class and walk around the school lmfao